Bro code dating friends sister
One of the benefits in being friends with Carter, besides that his refrigerator holds an endless supply of ginger ale, is his movie selection.He has every movie known to man and their extended versions. I was right in the middle of watching Heath Ledger explain exactly, 'how [he] got those scars' when I felt the cushions on the couch shuffle slightly.It was like somewhere on my body, I had an itch, but I didn't know where it was so I couldn't scratch it.The Bro Code 1) You must always have your bro’s back. 2) When your bro’s girlfriend inquires about his whereabouts you know nothing, always.Even if she was truly nasty, a bro will make excuses for his bro.Example, “you were drunk so…” 15) If a bro is terrible at sports, excuses may be made, no matter how bad they are.
I slowly rolled out from under the sweat-covered, silk sheets and rubbed my hand against the back of my neck, trying to get some of the knots out. So I did what I always do whenever this happens: I pulled my grey t-shirt over my head and threw on my favorite pair of sweatpants. Other than Carter's room, the basement is my favorite spot in their house.
Rule number 4: If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time: A) Was a bro's ex-girlfriend. I grabbed my phone from the table next to my bed so I could figure out what time it was. I felt like I’d just chugged six Red Bulls in a row.
Two hours later, I was lying on the most comfortable mattress in the world, my head was resting against a pillow from paradise, and for once in my life, I was actually warm enough; but I still couldn't fall asleep. It usually isn't as much of a problem when I'm at the O' Connor’s as it is when I'm in my own house, but that night it seemed like the insomnia just wasn't going to go away.
The wingman should swiftly punish any such attempts.
Afterwards the bro who infringed upon this rule may be confronted by the whole circle of bros.
12) A bro will never ask for gas money for a ride unless he truly is hard up, or the ride exceeds the distance of 20 miles.