If you don’t, for some reason, enjoy spending three weeks of every summer with sand up your asscrack and bored to tears in Benidorm…Or watching mangy dogs lick themselves on the town square of Villafranca de Ojetes, population 22…Well, maybe you should look for a girl of another nationality. I told you I was gonna do a lot of generalizing.)Also…Most of my international friends here in Madrid think owning a car in the city is insane – or at least unnecessary.
And since we usually come from places with no public transport, we’re happy to grab the metro or an occasional taxi. Just try “getting intimate” with that special lady while mom and dad are sitting on the sofa eating In Spain, it doesn’t matter if you’re 35.
Ready to meet the special one to share all life can bring us.
Depends with whom I am or I have to meet but always elegant.
Dating a Spanish girl means accepting things you don’t necessarily agree with – and trying to rush her through her two-and-a-half-hour morning routine would be the height of cultural insensitivity. Then be cool: don’t try to hurry her hair-ironing or eyebrow tweezing. The other month of the year, she’ll be at the beach, extolling the magical healing powers of seawater and kelp.
And if you should find yourself waiting somewhere in public for her to show up, you’d better bring a book to read. And another one: don’t sleep with plants in your room.
And inspired by her, I figured I’d make my contribution to the conversation…Of course, long disclaimers at the beginning of blog posts are all the rage these days, so lemme just say: Yes, I’m generalizing.I'm not intersted in casual sex relation, i will not giving money..